• Madonna: I hate Lady Gaga. That bitch. She's reductive.
• Lady Gaga: I love Madonna. She's a true icon in music.
• Grace Jones: I hate Lady Gaga. She's fucking copying me!
• Lady Gaga: I love Grace. Her music means the entire world to me.
• Christina Aguilera: Lady who? The newbie? Ask me about something relevant!
• Lady Gaga: I love Christina. She's a centerpiece of 90s iconography.
• Interviewer: How do you feel about hate from other celebrities?
• Lady Gaga: I'm not sure. We should probably ask my friends Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Oprah, Britney Spears, Beyonce, Tony Bennett, Elton John, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Cher, Stevie Wonder, Cyndi Lauper, and even the dead fucking Michael Jackson. Here, use my oujia board. Let's ask him about how he wanted me to open for his tour.

• me: *stays home*
• parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
• me: *goes out*
• parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
• me: *eats*
• parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
• me: *doesn't eat something*
• parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
• me: *exhales*
• parents: don't give me that attitude

I’m flying off to Laos for ten days tomorrow! It’s 2:15am now and I’m not even done packing! Everything feel so rushed, I don’t feel the excitement that I had when I went for cip at Indonesia and Cambodia few years ago :( I kinda regret applying for this trip now, I’m gonna miss holiday lessons and most importantly, interhouse games!! This just sucks. Hopefully things will turn out better the next ten days in Laos, I really wish this trip would be a meaningful one. I am going to do last minute shopping tomorrow because I just realise I don’t have half the items on the packing list. Le sigh. Thank God for Joy, Edwin, Urara and Haslina who are going for this trip too.

(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytales, via justhavesomehope)

• Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing

One Direction's Clothes

• Niall: dresses like normal teenage boy
• Liam: dresses like normal teenage boy
• Zayn: dresses like gay jock
• Harry: dresses like gay professor
• Louis: dresses like gay sailor

myungpenis:

*K-POP ALBUM GIVEAWAY!*

There will be 2 winners randomly selected. 
If you win you get any 1 CD of your choice. (some include posters, if you win I will give you the information on that.)
If there is a CD that you would like that’s not on the list above, I will let the winners choose a different one. (within the $25 dollar range) 

RULES: 

1. If you don’t like my posts, you do not have to follow me to enter this contest, but it would be nice. If you just want updates on the contest, follow me until the giveaway is over. I will be doing a lot more kpop contests in the future. 

2. Like only once. 

3. Reblog as many times as you want, but please don’t spam your followers.

4. No giveaway blogs, they will not count. You will be disqualified.

5. I will ship internationally. I want everyone to have a chance. 

6. If you have any questions about this giveaway feel free to contact me through my ask box here or my facebook here.

Contest starts April 21st, 2012. 
Contest will end on June 1st 2012 (11:59 EST) 

NOTE: Any albums that are released between now and June 1st will be added to this giveaway. 

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